Sunday, June 29, 2008

Bond A Annuite Constante

Condor Soup




few years ago, Dr. Jorge Alva, endless trauma of University Sport and the football team for decades, always hit the headlines of avid sports journalism, publicizing an alleged magic potion created to counteract the effects of altitude La Paz (3,600 m) in the preparation stage of a World Cup qualifier against our neighboring country to the highlands. The result was an acceptable match 0-0, but had the particularity of showing a Peruvian team deploying a physical waste unprecedented Bolivian lands. Days later, the proud Doctor Alva, confessed the secret of his success to the country telling his players had eaten soup Condor. " Far from being, in fact, a tasty broth topped with a generous bird prey to our legendary Andean condor soup was nothing but a planned diet based on carbohydrates so as to replace the lack of oxygen to energy from them.

Over time, the soup condor was implemented as an essential element of any preparation after a compromise in height. Unfortunately, it was not enough the benefits of such diet as the results of the Peruvian teams in their presentations in Bogota, La Paz, Quito and Mexico DC were stained with the color of defeat.

been more than a decade since then and our football team still maintains its ranks a number of players who had the privilege of being the first to eat the soup called feathered. There are also, of course, new blood has also managed to hold up the old practices of his predecessors, that is, playing badly, losing without honor bordering the ridiculous and, of course, without neglecting the excessive role bear upon their luxuries (gold chains and earrings, clothes and branded goods, cars of the year) allowing them to pay their succulent both locally and abroad, but, above all, exposing their emotional problems surrounding himself with dancers leeches, organized orgies in the same hotel in which liquor is concentrated and sucking up to the bruising and numbness.

Indeed, this latest spree made months ago after a lean local tie with a timid Brazil, celebrated and documented, breaded and pampered, inspired the sequences of the most hilarious gags from the comedy shows of Peruvian television and radio during a good weather and increased into the stratosphere rating talk show that brought the issue to the public. Perhaps the most notorious of the commotion in the hotel was Andrew "The Condor" Mendoza, forward who plays with some success in Europe but is opposed by the Peruvian fans due to his fractious nature and an outrageous goal that lost to Ecuador only unguarded front porch in the playoffs the past. Testimonials hotel employees confirmed their insatiable appetite with the women and the pirouettes body that exposed in different areas of downtown housing.

We were told, Dr. Alva, went very sad after newsprint at the height of Quito, when our brave selected plummeted, two days after the gargantuan hotel spree, by 5-1 against Ecuador. The players seemed to float on the court, uncoordinated and confused, without physical response or attitude. Dizziness, among other things, "the soup of the Condor", prepared with other ingredients, fragrances and flavors.
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